Bad Mood
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy’s in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, “I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you’ll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.”
Just at that moment, the boy’s father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, “Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?”
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It does not matter who it is, the cat gets its due.
Seriously talking, some people have this habit of venting their anger on these poor animals because they know they are dependent on them and cannot protest . Do they ever kick their brothers and sisters.
Iviss, to me…a person who is so weak they need to hurt a small, defenseless , animal…needs some help!
This is hilarious.
Thanks, Joy!
Hey when is your Mom in Law coming? Soon?
April 10th …Starla!!!
Ha, that’s a good one!
Why thank you, Dennis!
That makes me REALLY glad we have a dog and not a cat. ROFLMAO!!