It never fails. EVERY TIME I go shopping, I ALWAYS seem to find that “little black dress” on SALE! I ask myself, ” Do I want ANOTHER “little black dress” to add to my collection…or do I want to perhaps look for something in another color!! Then I see someone making a run in my direction..she spotted it, too…So, I grabbed it and held on to it, so I could decide. Meanwhile, this chick is giving me the “evil eye!” I decide to try it on. Just then, the sales clerk decides to wake up and come help me! I say, “great!” So, I go in the dressing room, and of course there is NO MIRROR…so, I am forced to exit the dressing room!! Of course, the sales clerk is there!! She then gives me “that look.! She says, ” Perhaps we should see if it comes in another size.” Well, I was then picturing the police coming, arresting me, taking me to jail, and then calling my husband…who would LEAVE ME THERE! So, I just smiled , dropped the dress in the chair, and FINALLY decided…I did not NEED ANOTHER “LITTLE BLACK DRESS, the other chick could have it!!!!!
Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz
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The comic is fabulous!
Kalla Vieaux…glad you liked it! Many thanks for stopping in! Have a great weekend! 🙂
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Coolio….Thaaaaannnnnkkkkkssssss! 🙂
Did you write this?? Funny! You made me laugh!
Bubbaroy…I sure did…thanks!
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Thanks Delia. I finally got an A+……..:)
Lets go shopping. I do not have a little black dress most of my dresses are different colors, neon girl likes color, but I could use a little black dress and I’ll help you pick out one with a little spring zing to it. ;+).
Starla, I do not believe you do not have a little black dress!! Well, I guess I should, actually because I do not have a neon one!! I would love to go shopping!! You would be a fun person to spend some time with having fun at the stores!!!
All my pants are black. THey go well with any coloured shirts.
Pants are a different story, Iviss!! I have lots of those, too!!! Many different colored tops to go!!
I don’t own a little black dress either. I hate dresses but this description was pretty humorous.
Joy, thanks…I thought it was pretty funny, myself!! Have a good one!! 🙂
MY WIFE CRY’S ALMOST EVERYTIME SHE GOES SHOPPING BECAUSE OF HER SIZE! SHE IS LIKE A 1 AND THE ONLY THING THAT FITS HER IS TEEN GIRLS OR BOYS CLOTHES. SHE HAS FOUND THE DRESS BARN TO BE THE BEST PLACE FOR HER TO GET GROWN-UP CLOTHES, SHE CALLS THEM!
Mad Man Hatter, I do feel for your wife! It has got to be hard with such a limited selection. Does she like to shop via catalogs? Vistoria Secrets has some pretty nice stuff! Their clothes line is great! Oh, last time I was a size 1 was…..ugh…don/t think I EVER was!!! LOL 🙂
SORRY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE HAD A REAL CHANCE TO LOOK AROUND TODAY. I AM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ENGRAVING SOME MIRRORS FOR A MOTORCYCLE AND GO KART TRACK AT THE MOMENT. I WILL KEEP LOOKING AROUND AS TIME WILL ALLOW!
Well, it is always great to hear from you! Glad you are keeping busy doing fun stuff today!!! See ya later! 🙂
I buy a black dress at least once a week since I go to so many parties at my school. Got to look cool gor those boys!
takemeou..I remember those days!! Have fun! Thanks for taking time to comment on my blog! 🙂
I really don’t have a little black dress. I know most women have this in their wardrobe . I don’t think Ive ever had one. Most of my dresses are of some splash of some color. I think we would have a fun time shopping and don’t forget Lunch. ;+).
Starla, lunch AFTER we go shopping please…so I do not need to suck in my stomach while trying on that little black dress!!!! You gotta get one girl!! Makes you feel REAL sexy when you got it on and walk into a room!!! LOL :_
Honey, you can never have enough LBDs. Very funny post though! Check out my post on the LBD vs LWD (little white dress) http://faqfashion.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/lbd-vs-lwd/
Well thank you, radmila! Will do that!