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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 ..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as:

· NBA 5.0
· NFL 3.0 · Golf Clubs 4.1

Also Conversation 8. 0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

– Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Dear Desperate;

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5..0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

*** Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad
program that will download the Farting and
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program;
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend:

· Cooking 3.0
· Hot Lingerie 7.7

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Good Luck!
Tech Support

Love it Kristi, Thanks!


16 Responses

  1. He he – that is excellent. Made my Friday morning!

  2. I’m trying to remember the last part oh ya ,cooking and hot lingerie. Well , I guess it’s worth a try. Too funny Thanks for the laugh Doraz!

  3. A good read. A good play of words.
    When one gets upgraded from boyfriend to husband he is programmed to do carry out only one application -listening. The other applications open with start up but never dare show up. They are mostly played incognito.The mouse( read as mouth) gets frozen and the pointer(read as tongue) wanders aimlessly.

  4. Hot Lingerie 7.7 is an AWESOME application! I use it as often as possible!! ROFLMAO!!

    This is cool Luisa!! 😀

  5. Love that little creature!! LOL good story!!

  6. This is excellent!! I love it.

  7. Thanks Joy! Hope you have a fun filled weekend! 😉

  8. That was great!

    There should be a sales clerk to remind everyone who purchases Husband 1.0 to stock up on Male Ego Boosting 9.1 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. For some reason, the former helps the later to run and yet the later does not run for long – an extensive back-up supply of both is probably needed. 🙂


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