My darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident
I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and
I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed
down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup
fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know
how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
Thanks Kristi!
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Believe in Yourself 
)_#” Too bad, huh! LOVE THIS!
Awww jeesh!!! LMAO!!! That is the best revenge!!!
This one was GOOD! Ha Ha
I will have to keep this in my memory bank just in case I ever need it! 🙂
Now, that’s funny! Thanks for the smile!
P.S. Your girlfriend called! YIKES!! LOL Well, I guess the poor bastard had it coming then. ROFL!!!
Bad boys always have to pay the price, right Gary????Ha Ha Ha
Hey! Are you insinuating I am a bad boy? HUH? WEESA!
Watch it now ,Gary! It looks like you have been hanging around Cousin Vinnie! Ha Ha
What’s so funny to me is that I didn’t see “P.S. Your girlfriend called” and I was still cracking up!!!
That’s OK, Joy! We love ya just the way you are! Ha Ha
ha ha i’m sure i don’t wanna be in his shoes..
feel pity on him..
He made a bad choice, huh 2dew?