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Smile of the Day………*

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident

I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and

I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed

down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup

fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know

how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms


Your loving wife.

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P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Thanks Kristi!


13 Responses

  1. )_#” Too bad, huh! LOVE THIS!

  2. Awww jeesh!!! LMAO!!! That is the best revenge!!!

  3. This one was GOOD! Ha Ha

  4. I will have to keep this in my memory bank just in case I ever need it! 🙂

  5. Now, that’s funny! Thanks for the smile!

  6. P.S. Your girlfriend called! YIKES!! LOL Well, I guess the poor bastard had it coming then. ROFL!!!

  7. Bad boys always have to pay the price, right Gary????Ha Ha Ha

  8. Hey! Are you insinuating I am a bad boy? HUH? WEESA!

  9. Watch it now ,Gary! It looks like you have been hanging around Cousin Vinnie! Ha Ha

  10. What’s so funny to me is that I didn’t see “P.S. Your girlfriend called” and I was still cracking up!!!

  11. That’s OK, Joy! We love ya just the way you are! Ha Ha

  12. ha ha i’m sure i don’t wanna be in his shoes..
    feel pity on him..

  13. He made a bad choice, huh 2dew?

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