More Quotes on Humor I enjoy…..-)*

Short Funny Quotes
“Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.”
Samuel Butler

“Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.”
Tim Allen

“I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.”
Billy Connolly

“I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.”
Jack Benny

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“People always ask me ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, I was an accountant.”
Ellen DeGeneres

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2 Responses

  1. Was Ellen really an accountant?
    Strange, if true?

  2. Good ones!

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