Me is a WOMAN, that’s right!

My positive though for today is, “I am glad to have been born a WOMAN!” Let’s hear it for the girls!

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Chemical analysis of human elements

Element name: WOMAN.

My positive thought for today is, ” I am glad I was born a WOMAN!”
Symbol: WO.

Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns
slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

6 Responses

  1. Right on. I hear you ! So, what next?

  2. Coffee time was hilarious at my house!

  3. Some women are very powerful and sweet at the same time. Happy to know them!

  4. Glad to have you all alone for the ride! Hope it gets even better for you on those turns!

  5. I love the way this explains us so well in a different way. I loved it.

  6. Woman are the heart and sole of a family. Just my take on things.

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