JOKES ………..-)*

* T he 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus.

* A man went to his psychiatrist and said…

“What’s wrong with me? I’m afraid of Santa.”

The psychiatrist said…

“You must be Claustrofobic.”

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Why does Santa’s sleigh get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side!

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A “Holly” Davidson!

3 Responses

  1. My husband relates to the first one!

  2. I will never look at my bike the same now

  3. To good. Love the ho-ho-swoosh!!

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