* T he 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
* A man went to his psychiatrist and said…
“What’s wrong with me? I’m afraid of Santa.”
The psychiatrist said…
“You must be Claustrofobic.”
Why does Santa’s sleigh get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side!
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A “Holly” Davidson!
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Believe in Yourself 
My husband relates to the first one!
I will never look at my bike the same now
To good. Love the ho-ho-swoosh!!