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Joke of the Day…. Reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man-)*

Reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man

* Men can’t pack a bag.
* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet
* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened by being seen with all those elves
* Men don’t answer their mail.
* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.”
* Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
* Having to do the “Ho-Ho-Ho” thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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6 Responses

  1. haha nice. don’t forget the fact that they refuse to ask for directions. he wouldn’t make it in time for christmas if he spent hours screwing around with his gps system and map of kids’ houses around the world. (;

  2. You’re always worth visiting. Another goodie! And you’re so right about males.

  3. Thanks to Jen and Sandy. Very nice comments! I will keep on laughing. Hope you do the same! Happy shopping!

  4. You know Santa is a man because no woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

  5. Rudolph, you are a smart man!

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