Cartoon & Joke of the Night………..12/9-)*

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A PMS GUIDE

Every “Hormone Hostage” knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

DANGEROUS: “What’s for dinner?”
SAFER: “Can I help you with dinner?”
SAFEST: “Where would you like to go for dinner?”

DANGEROUS: “Are you wearing THAT?”
SAFER: “Gee, you look good in brown.”
SAFEST: “Wow! Look at you!”

DANGEROUS: “What are you so worked up about?”
SAFER: “Could we be overreacting?”
SAFEST: “Here’s fifty dollars.”

DANGEROUS: “Should you be eating that?”
SAFER: “You know, there are a lot of apples left.”
SAFEST: “Can I get you a glass of wine with that?”

DANGEROUS: “What did you DO all day?”
SAFER: “I hope you didn’t overdo today.”
SAFEST: “I’ve always loved you in that robe.”

3 Responses

  1. First timer. Real funny articles and jokes. Heard from the family. Finally here. Will be back. Nice work.

  2. My life exactly. Funny to see. HaHaHe

  3. Thanks for the visit. Laugh all you want! It is good for the brain!

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