Lot’s more Jokes …….AND amazing fruit objects……you’ll like these!

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Thanks to my good friend Deb for sharing these!

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Rejected card greetings………

“Thanks for being a part of my life!!!…
— I never knew what evil was before this!”

“Before you go,…
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
— You’ll probably need it again.”

“Someday I hope to get married…
— but not to you.”

“You look great for your age…
— Almost Lifelike!”

“When we were together, you always said you’d die for me…
— Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.”

“I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend…
— So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.”

“We have been friends for a very long time…
— What do you say we call it quits?”

“I’m so miserable without you…
— It’s almost like you’re here.”

One Response

  1. Great pictures!! Even better jokes! Especially…

    “Thanks for being a part of my life!!!…
    – I never knew what evil was before this!”

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