Laugh..Men vs Women..Grocery shopping!

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half an apple and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett’s car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

I don’t know. I think this one is a little off. True, women make a list and ,if they remember to bring the list, buy the stuff on it. The only thing is, women usually boy even MORE things then were on the list! Once women get to the store, they SEE other things they need! I think some men are the same way though. Don’t you?

Laugh…Smile…Have a great day!

2 Responses

  1. You’re describing me to a T. The only difference is that I make a list and end up buying everything but what is on the list !

  2. Funny…

    I like to do the shopping, but here’s what often happens…

    With list (from wife) in hand, I meticulously plan out my route to get everything on the list and leave nothing behind. My route must end with milk, cheese, eggs, etc to keep cold…I complete the task perfectly and return home.

    My wife and daughter look at the groceries as they are unpacked and say…

    “Didn’t you buy us any treats? Didn’t you pick up anything fun?”

    Of course not. They weren’t on the list!

    Note to self: Add “fun” to list before entering the store.

    – Dr Marks

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