Husband for Sale…joke

Subject: Husband for Sale

> >
> > A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
> > woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> > entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
> > store ONLY ONCE!
> >
> > There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> > shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . You may
> > choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> > floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
> > woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
> >
> > On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> >
> > Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> >
> > The second floor sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
> >
> > The third floor sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
> > extremely good looking.
> >
> > “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> > She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > good looking and help with the housework.
> >
> > “Oh mercy me” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to
> > the fifth floor and the sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> >
> > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> > reads:
> >
> > Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
> > this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
> >
> > Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
> > you exit the building, and have a nice day!
> >

__._,_.___ Thanks to my friend Kristi for this cute joke!!!!Hope you like it!…………………….

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