R. Kelly….I BELIEVE I CAN FLY*

“I Believe I Can Fly”

I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I’m leaning on the everlasting arms If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it [Chorus:]
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it [Chorus]

Hey, cause I believe in me, oh

If I can see it, then I can do it (I can do it)
If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it

[Chorus]

Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly-eye-eye-eye
Hum, fly-eye-eye

Have a GREAT weekend.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

The Command of Sir Health…….

Sir Health is a constant invader into my life.

His wife, Madam Scale is a real pain in the ass as well.

Sir Health seems to think I should not be consuming certain foods.

Madam Scale always seems to agree with him.

Sir Health feels that I do not get enough fruit.

Madam Scale proves to me every morning that he is right again.

Sir Health seems to feel I should eat more lean meats and veggies.

Madam Scale, once again has to show me he is right!

Sir Health wants me to say bye bye to lots of sugar.

Madam Scale goes off the charts on that one!

So, I am kind of listening. I have been changing what I throw in my mouth every day. I do seem to be leaning more towards the food items that are better for my system. I have to admit I have more energy. I have been going to workout at the gym. That is one of the reasons you have not seen me lately. I do feel better drinking Almond milk. I usually have a glass before bed. It is soothing for me. I love eating my greek yogurt with my gluten free waffle every morning I can. I top it off with fresh blueberries. I have been hooked on spinach salads. I have developed a taste for feta cheese, supposedly good for my blood type. I have been eating bread, but not as much. I also love protein, so I have some in between meals. I guess I am getting into this whole scene. Sorry if I bore you all with this rambling. I guess I am going now. American Idol is on tonight? Do you watch?

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Dorazl

I do not have a New Year’s resolution, do you?

I give up. I just want to live my life. I just want to go with the flow. I just want to be who I be. I just want to worry when I need to worry. I just want to watch my weight when it gets control of me and I lose control. I just want to remain as sane as possible so I can deal with all of those people who refuse to be sane. I just want peace. I just want quiet. I just want to write this stuff so I pass it on and it is gone from my brain. I think it is working. I am feeling better now. I think that all of you are nice to stick around and listen to me fly off. I will be happy to listen to you, if you want. If not, have a good rest of the week. Smile. Do what you can. What you can’t do, do not worry about it. I will get done..sooner or later. Bye for now.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

What does Christmas mean to you…just wondering

Well, it appears I am getting in a mood over all of the hectic stuff going around all over the place out here in California. I am sure you all have a taste of the craziness where you all live, no matter where in this world. Am I right? I mean, are you all going crazy counting your money and making your list? What is this list we are making and who gets on it? What if we forget someone or something? Is this what Christmas is all about to you? Does it mean you have to get stressed out trying to figure out what to buy or not buy for someone, or do you just smile, take a deep breathe, and enjoy everything around you in a positive way? Or, do you get hateful and nasty to everyone who gets in your way? Be honest now. I personally have no problem admitting that my meaning of Christmas is on the religious side. I look at Christmas as a chamce to bring out the goodness in all of us. I look at Christmas as the chance for peace within all of us. I look at Christmas as the beginning of where our hearts should be. I look at Christmas as a birth.

What is your opinion? Do not be afraid to speak the truth, you have the right to believe what you want to believe.

Stay well and happy. Be careful shopping.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

PG-13 CARTOONS…Men vs Women…LAUGH with DORAZ*…week 8

Take a look at these cartoons my friend Pam S. sent me. I have seen some before, but they still make me smile. Hope you have fun with them.

Week 1…MY 1 DAY EMPLOYMENT…LAUGH with DORAZ*

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day……
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance..
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘No, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’
So I replied,
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,
I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

PG-13..THE CAT IN THE HAT FOR OLDER KIDS…LAUGH with DORAZ*

The Cat in the Hat gives his opinion on aging.

Thanks to Pam S. for this one…

GREEN STUFF…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Wow, dude… I went through your bag, man, and I found this
Little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can’t feel my tongue…. Hahahaha

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WHEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES….WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR?

FIREMAN SEX… LAUGH with DORAZ*

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

‘From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.
‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled

‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘ BELL 3!’, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’

‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?

‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, ‘she replied’
YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’

Contributed by Pam W.

SEX OF A FLY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

‘What are you doing?’
She asked.

‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.

‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
She asked.

‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

cid:4.157801747@web31607.mail.mud.yahoo.com

Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’

He responded,
’3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.