Quote with a question for you…..

We create our own misery and unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to make us understand we are the ones who cause it.

Willie Nelson

What do you think about that???

Question……

What do you think of when you hear this song?

Have a great weekend.

GREEN STUFF…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Wow, dude… I went through your bag, man, and I found this
Little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can’t feel my tongue…. Hahahaha

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WHEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES….WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR?

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO YOU….*

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IN YOUR OPINION, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO “ACT” IGNORANT….WHEN THEY ARE NOT?

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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy??
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

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I don’t think you are a fool. But then what’s MY opinion against thousands of others?

NEW STUDY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.

85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..

10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..

The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

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WHAT DO YOU DO TO CONTROL YOUR CRAVINGS?
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This is for JINGLE…… GO SEE ALL THE PINK…..

Jingle

Can you raed this?…..

Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it.

Thanks to Pam S. for this one!

SUNSHINE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY*

Did you hear about the 83-year-old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?
Makes perfectly good sense to me…..
Just remember:
We’ll be FRIENDS until we are old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW FRIENDS…

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Thanks to my friend Pam W. for this one!

Men’s Restroom Mural…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.
Ed noticed something funny about Joe’s ear. He said, “Joe did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
“I have? A suppository?”
He pulled it out and stared at it. Then he said: “Ed, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”
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Read before looking at picture………

Edge Designs, Inc. is an all-women run company that designs interior office space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC.

The client allowed the women of this company a free hand in all design aspects.
The client was a company that was also run by all women execs…………..

The result………well……We all know that men never talk, never look at each other….
And never laugh much in the restroom….
The men’s room is a serious and quiet place….
But now…with the addition of one mural on the wall…….lets just say the men’s restroom is a place of laughter and smiles.

And they say women don’t have a sense of humor.
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HOW DO YOU ACT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS?
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Thanks to Irene!

THAT COLOR BRINGS OUT THE BRIGHTNESS OF YOUR EYES*

WHAT COLOR OF CLOTHING GETS YOU THE MOST COMPLIMENTS?

LADY GAGA????

Lady Gaga Meets the Queen of England…..What do you think of that one?