Oh Geez ….

So, I’m at the store,right and then I get this person giving me that look,right. I just say to myself, “Like what gives?” I just kind of , like mind my own business and just look straight on, right. So what does this chick do? She like bangs right into me,right. I said real calm like, “Hey, so what gives?” She just gave me that blank look and said,” Like REALLY?” I said .”You are like totally strange.” She says, “Whatever!” She then flips her hair back and proceeds to the check out. I just decided to smile and say, “Valley Girl Power,right?”

I was in The Valley today, in case you did not figure it out. REALLY! lol

Q: Did you hear about the two California Valley Girls who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”

Believe in yourself;

Luisa Doraz

PG-13 CARTOONS…Men vs Women…LAUGH with DORAZ*…week 8

Take a look at these cartoons my friend Pam S. sent me. I have seen some before, but they still make me smile. Hope you have fun with them.

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT*…week 7

This is really cool! And yes, I got up off my chair to try it! It’s freaky!

This is the craziest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
For those of you in the 21st century (e.g. Blackberry
Owners), you’ll need to look at this on a PC. You also
have to get out of your seat and walk away from
your computer. People may think you’re crazy. But it’s well worth it.

When you look at this picture you see it’s Albert Einstein.

But if you stand 15 feet away it will become Marilyn Monroe.
Now what do you think of the reliability of eyewitness testimony?

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See if you all can figure this one out.

CLICK-Grandma’s House…Home Day Care

As I Mature…LAUGH with DORAZ*…CARTOON

Pass this around. My friend Pam S. sent it to me. I thought it was a cute cartoon to share with you all. Hope you like it. Have a fantastic time doing whatever you will be doing.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Hiatus Week 5…SUMMER TIME MEMORIES*

Go with your first thought.
Experience the moment.
Cherish the memories.
Enjoy your days to the maximum.

We will have guests this weekend at our mountain home.
We are excited, as usual.
I will be smiling, singing, and living the day.
I hope that you all have plans for many memorable events.

I am doing great with my schedule. I hope to be back..full time…real soon.
Until then, stay well. Be happy. Smile often.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

“The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.” – Chamfort

LAUGH with DORAZ… SILLY CARTOON…Casual Friday*

Week 4…Henrietta…LAUGH with DORAZ*

And that my friends is why the chicken crossed the road…Now you know.

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Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Week 3…EGG CUSME…WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME???

SUMMER MANNERS

You remember what they are?
Or did you conveniently forget?
Do you realize that their are other creatures roaming this planet??
Or did you conveniently forget?

Do you realize that others have a right to things?
Or did you conveniently forget?
Do you realize that others deserve to be happy?
Or did you conveniently forget?

Do you realize that it does not matter what your backgrounds are?
Or did you conveniently forget?
All of us have the same body parts, right?
Or did you conveniently forget?

So, use those manners you were taught.
Quit acting ignorant about them.
Be a gentleman.
Be a lady.
Allow everyone to be who they are.

I have noticed A LOT of people smiling. I have also noticed A LOT of people with bad manners. It is summer, right??? Time for fun in the sun. Be nice. Be polite. Smile. That is what I am going to be doing, you??? .

Bedside Manners

Susie’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

“You know” he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, “you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. “And you know what?”

“What, dear?” she asked gently, smiling to herself.

“I think you’re bad luck.”

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

UPDATE: I will be heading to the mountains. You all know the routine. lol See ya soon.

Week 2…UP…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Read until the end…..you’ll laugh….

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any
other two-letter word, and that word
is ‘UP.’ It is listed in the
dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It’s
easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky
or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we
wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do
we speak UP, and why are the
officers UP for
election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a
report? We call UP our friends,
brighten UP a room, polish UP the
silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We
lock UP the house and
fix UP the old
car.

At other times this little word has real special
meaning. People stir UP trouble,
line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one
thing but to be dressed UP is
special.

And this UP is confusing: A
drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We
open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
night. We seem to be pretty mixed
UP about UP !

To be
knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don’t give UP, you may
wind UP with a hundred or
more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is
clouding UP . When the sun comes out
we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it
soaks UP the
earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I’ll wrap
it UP, for now ……..my time is UP !

Oh…one more thing:
What is the first thing you
do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night?

U
P …

Don’t goof UP. Send this on to everyone you
look UP in your address
book..

Now
I’ll shut UP

THANKS TO :KRISTI KEYPERS

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Week 1…MY 1 DAY EMPLOYMENT…LAUGH with DORAZ*

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day……
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance..
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘No, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.
Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?’
So I replied,
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,
I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz