Only for HOT WOMEN!!!…LAUGH with DORAZ*

If you are HOT and you know it….. Scroll down.. If you are NOT…. close and delete * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * There…… Isn’t that better? Have a Great Day! Thanks to Pam W. for this one.

MY LEMON TREE*

JUST A SQUEEZE OF LEMON At a cocktail party, a man gets totally plastered, goes up to the host and says, “Excuse me, but do lemons have feathers?” in a slurred voice. “I beg your pardon?” says the host. The drunk asks again: “Do lemons have feathers?” as he struggles to hold his balance. A [...]

THE GARDEN GROWS…LAUGH WITH DORAZ*

A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatos won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatos and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, “Your tomatos are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?” Her neighbor replies, “Well, it [...]

The Longest Password…LAUGH WITH DORAZ*

* * * * During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyJohannesburg” When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

When it’s time to take a senior citizen’s license away!….VIDEO

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

DOGS HAVING FUN…VIDEO FOR YOU*

WAS OUT ALL DAY………

I want to say I really appreciate you all coming by and visiting me. I was out all day Saturday, so I have not had a chance to visit your blogs. I am going to be out Sunday for half the day, but you can bet at night…I will be playing catch up with a [...]

Southern Women Do It With Style*…Time to Smile*

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve got some bad news, Millie. You have cancer in a very advanced stage. You’d best put your affairs in order.” The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. “Well, dear, we women celebrate [...]

JUST FOR FUN GUYS…DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY*

A little known fact… The first testicular guard, the “cup,” was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies, Quit Laughing. CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

A REASON TO SMILE*

IT’S NOT TRUE THAT ONLY A “DOG PERSON” WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled Down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon [...]