HAPPY NEW YEAR……GOING TO THE MOUNTAINS*

Well, it has happened again! I have gone totally crazy! I reached a point where all I want to do is NOTHING! That is when I have a decision to make. I can go take some kind of medication…you can imagine whatever you wish…..OR….I can head to the mountain retreat and relax with my friends [...]

MY DESIGNER …E- CARD TO YOU*

HAVE YOU EVER RECEIVED A CARD THAT YOU WERE “SURPRISED” TO GET?

Comfortable…..LAUGH with DORAZ*

Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last [...]

I KNOW WHAT YOU GOT ME*

I hate it! I hate that I can figure out what people got me for Christmas! I swear I do not peek! I always know what is in the package! Does that make it bad? I always act surprised. I do not want to ruin it for others. How do I do it, you ask? [...]

YUM…… YUM…… Panettone*

WHAT IS A FAVORITE FOOD THAT YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO EAT……..JUST DURING THE HOLIDAYS?

Give Me A Push…….LAUGH with DORAZ*

It was Christmas Eve. Harry and Shirley had returned from an enjoyable midnight mass at their local church. They arrived home and spent a short while relaxing by an open fire before retiring to bed. Some time in the middle of the night they were awoken by heavy knocking on their front door. Harry was [...]

OVERRATED*

WHO IS A FAMOUS SPORTS FIGURE THAT YOU FEEL IS OVERRATED?

Another Year Gone….LAUGH with DORAZ*

Jessica was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, ‘I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?’ ‘Aha, you’ll know tonight,’ answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight [...]

THAT COLOR BRINGS OUT THE BRIGHTNESS OF YOUR EYES*

WHAT COLOR OF CLOTHING GETS YOU THE MOST COMPLIMENTS?

MEN….LAUGH with DORAZ*

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St [...]

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