After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her.”
Adam answered, “Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?” So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, “Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable.”
And the Lord replied, “Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I’d like you to caress Eve.” And Adam said, “What is a caress’? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, “Lord, that was even better than the kiss.” And the Lord said, “You’ve done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve.” And Adam asked, “What is ‘make love’ Lord?”‘ So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.
And Adam said, “Lord, what is a headache?”
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Didn’t got the last line
No headaches for you!
Ok
But I will have to ask this one to someone because I really want to know!
Well, you see….some women get out of having sexual relationships with a man by saying they have a headache!
UGH
I am sure lots of guys can relate to this one! LOL
ADAM TOOK LESS TIME THAN WE MORTALS TO GET A MARITAL HEADACHE.
We are stronger? LOL
Brilliant!!!
In the beginning Woman had a headache
We almost always have a headache….when it is necessary for rest! LOL
Ha ha ha, so women give men headaches? I thought it was the other way around.
We all have our days! LOL
Ha ha ha! No wonder it’s called the oldest excuse in the book!
It does come in handy for many!
Young or old!