At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
“The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!”
An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!”
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AND COOK IF POSSIBLE. A SERVANT MAID .
I vote for that!
Young girls wishes, I still have them.
Gotta love the old lady and her straight talk
I agree!
This reminds me of an old episode of “Cheers” where Sam is talking to Carla about what it would be like to have a baby. It goes something like this:
Sam: I thought it would be nice to have something I could watch grow.
Carla: Have you thought about getting a plant?
Sam: No, I mean, I want to have something that will love me.
Carla: Have you thought about getting a dog?
LOVE IT!
Straight talk!
When it comes to TVs, size DOES matter.
LMAO
What do you think?
LOL! Sounds like an LCD will fit the bill
And you can push the “off” button when you get tired of them ! Fantastic !
Boy, how smart are you? LOL
Smile from me with that cute comment!
HILARIOUS!
: )
Thanks!
the old granny has right
enjoy your day
I will….YOU TOO!