Thought for the Day……….3/1 *)*

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day!

Close your eyes…And go back………..

Some of you may be too young to appreciate things, but one thing’s for certain — I’ve lived!!! Close your eyes…And go back… …..Before the Internet or PC or the MAC…… …..Before semi-automatics and crack…. ……Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari… …..Before cell phones, CD’s, DVD’s, voicemail and e-mail…. …..way back…. ….way…..way…..way back….. [...]

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question……….3/1 *)*

If you were out somewhere and saw someone being mugged, what would you do?

SMILE of the Day……….2/28 *(*

An Inspiation for Pet Lover’s, Everywhere!……….*)*

This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs – 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was [...]

Geez, Do I Wanna Be Invisible……….! *)*

“The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does.” Well, I do not live in that small of a town, but CLOSE ENOUGH! I wish some days I could just say a command, and POOF…I am invisible! You know, those days when [...]

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question?……….2/28 *(*

WISDOM Do you feel WISDOM means the same as INTELLIGENCE?

Friday Kitchen Humor……….*)*

Mother Knows Best – Eventually One day, young Sarah girl was watching her mother make a roast sirloin of beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting dish. Sarah politely asked her mum why she cut off the ends of the roast. Mum replied, after [...]

Something to Smile Over……….*)*

A list of the worst possible things to hear before, during, or after a rectal exam. 1. Somebody’s been working out. 2. Before we start I should tell you, I have enormous hands. 3. God, my fingers feel like icicles. 4. Oh man, it’s a little late now, but I’m out of clean gloves. Don’t [...]

Here is your AWWWWW for the day……….2/27*