I don’t exercise at all.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes
He would have put them up higher on my body.
One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. [...]
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