Joke…Blondes at Sea

Burial at Sea.
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise.
They set off from Clearwater Beach with their [...]

Joke…Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
‘My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.’
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
‘My [...]

BACK TO SCHOOL JOKES*

THE PROFESSOR SAYS…
When professors say this . . .They really mean this!
* This needs some minor revision. – I never actually got around to reading this.
* My office hours are by appointment only. – I like to get out of here early.
* Ten percent of your grade is based on class participation. – I’ll be [...]

Immigration….

Theodore Roosevelt’s ideas on Immigrants and being
an AMERICAN in 1907.
‘In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good
faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact
equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any
such man because [...]

Pies Made by Granny…joke

Granny made such beautiful pies!One day I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?”
“Well, it’s a family secret”, she said, “but if you promise not to Tell, I’ll let you in on it.”
“OK”, I said. “Tell me!”
“Well, first I roll out the dough, making [...]

Husband for Sale…joke

Subject: Husband for Sale
> >
> > A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
> > woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> > entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
> > store ONLY ONCE!
> >
> > [...]